Nothing quite like a "good spanking"...

An Open Letter

Dear "Normal" Human Beings who possess "hallowed" blogs:

I don't know where to begin...Ah. You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Oh, and you argue like a five-year-old. To quote you: "you know you've been beat. I'm right and you are wrong. But you can't admit it." Intelligent...

Oh, and if you think I support NAMBLA because I support their right to free speech and expression because "guilt by association," your common sense forgot to tell you that makes you guilty by association when it comes to the hateful and incredibly un-Christian beliefs and positions of the Center for Reclaiming America. And you have the nerve to accuse me of double talk. I hope that wasn't to much psycho-babble for your common sense mind to absorb.

Warmest Regards,

Slingshizzle
Liberal Nutjob