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Life's tough when you set the example to millions of gullible children. Vice President Dick was involved with a swearing today. No, it wasn't this sort of swearing:

It was the sort of swearing that is written with asterisk and pound signs. During a photo op with members of the U.S. Senate, on the senate floor, the Vice President responded to criticism Senator Pat Leahy (D-Vt.) has been giving him with a simple, concise and 9th-grade comeback:

F*** You!

Of course, that's not what the Vice President "really" said. Kevin Kellems, a spokesman for the Vice President, said, "That doesn't sound like the kind of language that the Vice President would use, but I can confirm that there was a frank exchange of views."

I'm so relived that in this day and age, with partisanship and divisiveness and high levels, two high-ranking members of the United States government with differing views can have a "frank exchange of views." God Bless America!