Lovable Liberals

So, I was reading Ann Coulter's column which she couldn't seem to get to USA Today before their timeline. Coulter, in the first sentence, takes a stab at civility and compassion:

Here at the Spawn of Satan convention in Boston, conservatives are deploying a series of covert signals to identify one another, much like gay men do.

Huh, it's nice to know that conservatives have something in common with gay men, even if it can't be the same federal job. Coulter then explained the "covert signals" used by conservatives and gay men:

My allies are the ones wearing crosses or American flags... Also, as always, the pretty girls and cops are on my side, most of them barely able to conceal their eye-rolling.

Pretty girls? I was confused...luckily for me, Coulter explained her alliance with the pretty girls at the Democratic National Convention:

My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie-chick pie wagons they call "women" at the Democratic National Convention.

Well, in my book (which has sold over 1 million copies), you only need to have ovaries, a vagina or a uterus to be considered a woman (unless you are transgender or have an unique gender identity...either of which is cool too). Coulter also added some dating advice for us self-described "lovable liberals:"

As for the pretty girls, I can only guess that it's because liberal boys never try to make a move on you without the U.N. Security Council's approval. Plus, it's no fun riding around in those dinky little hybrid cars.

I'll have Ann know that I "make moves" all the time and very rarely consult the Security Council first. Also Ann, I drive around in a dinky Nissan pickup, not a dinky hybrid car.

The rest of her column was complete shit, but you can read it here and decide for yourself (did that last part sound to much like Fox News? I hope not).