I'm back, and with unbiased help...

That's for the outpouring of support from my two faithful readers. I apologize for the great lapse in my blogging, I've been occupied with other far less interesting things lately, but I now plan to blog at least 3 times a week, so stay tuned!

And now, for my unbiased help: I'm taking a lead from the White House press room and getting an objective reporter to cover certain events in the life of our democracy. Let me introduce:
Dem O'Crat,
3rd Cent Correspondent

He smells a little, and you don't want to see him in the morning (believe me), but he's a lot better than Jeff Gannon, former White House "reporter" for Talon News/GOPUSA.com. Let me explain. Whereas Jeff Gannon asked the President on Jan 26th:

Senate Democratic leaders have painted a very bleak picture of the U.S. economy. Harry Reid was talking about soup lines, and Hillary Clinton was talking about the economy being on the verge of collapse. Yet, in the same breath, they say that Social Security is rock-solid and there's no crisis there. How are you going to work -- you said you're going to reach out to these people -- how are you going to work with people who seem to have divorced themselves from reality?

Dem O'Crat asked me this morning:

Why are particular individuals so inconceivably ridiculous?

He needs to lay off the thesaurus, but he's on the right track...