Friday, March 04, 2005

The flu...and lemons

Well, after seven days in quarantine with the flu, I'm back! (barely audible "yeah" heard from somewhere...) Boy, did I miss a lot when this bugger was doing back-strokes through my body:
Just as today is my first day back in the real world, it is also Martha Stewarts first day out of prison in five months. What did she miss most? Why it was:

(hand to God...)
What did I miss most? Why it was:

Looking at it through a window sucks...
Anyway, here's what I've been thinking this past week:
Supreme Court ruling youth executions unconstitutional: Very Good

Steve Fosset flying around the world solo without re-fuelling in 67 hours and consuming only diet milk shakes: Cool...a little constipating

The Bush plan for Social Security: Stupid and a long shot

Martha Stewart getting out of prison: Who gives a rat's ass?

BTK serial-killer arrest: Remember...innocent until proven guilty

Crude oil at $80 a barrel by 2006: Where can I trade in my pickup for a Prius?

Bush in Europe: How can Bush still think Putin is a man of character?

1500 U.S. military deaths in Iraq: A gruesome and unfortunate milestone, even more unfortunate is that it won't be the last

Michael Jackson trial: Make it stop..."Help Me Jevus" -- Homer Simpson
And that's all I have to say about that...

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